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Patch (It's not a damn moped!)

Patch - It's Not a Damn Moped! (It's a Scooter)

$5.00
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Patch - It's Not a Damn Moped! (It's a Scooter)

Patch - It's Not a Damn Moped! (It's a Scooter)

$5.00
Part number PANOTMOPED

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No offense to moped folks — we love them too — but people just don’t seem to know the difference. Set the record straight with this embroidered “It’s Not a Damn Moped!” patch. Black background with white block lettering, orange italic “(It’s a Scooter)” subtitle, and an orange no-moped prohibition badge on the right. Iron it onto your jacket, bag, helmet bag, or wherever you need to make a point.

Details

  • Text: “IT’S NOT A DAMN MOPED! (IT’S A SCOOTER)”
  • Style: Black background, white merrowed border, white and orange embroidery with no-moped badge
  • Size: 3.25" x 1.5"
  • Application: Iron-on
  • SKU: PANOTMOPED

Features

  • Embroidered Iron-On Patch
  • 3.25" x 1.5" — Compact Size, Big Statement
  • Black Background with White Merrowed Border
  • White Block Text and Orange Italic Embroidery
  • Orange No-Moped Prohibition Badge Graphic

Specifications

SKU: PANOTMOPED | Size: 3.25" x 1.5" | Application: Iron-on | Colors: Black, white, orange | Border: White merrowed edge

Model Fitment

Universal — fits any jacket, bag, backpack, or fabric surface. Iron-on application.

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